by Hydrargentium

It was all going to be so simple. Once the United Heroes were neutralized, held captive in the jelly-like buds of his alien plants, he’d be free to enact his Grand Plan. Yes, even in his head, it had capital letters. By controlling the transmission of all radiowaves through the atmosphere, he would hold all the power. None might oppose him, and no one save the United Heroes had the power to stop him. He could bring peace to the world, and women to his bed, and bring back Veronica Mars and Firefly as ongoing series.

Doctor Cloud knew he couldn’t be stopped, and knew his trap for the United Heroes would work. He even repeated it all in his head, multiple times, until he was sure he’d got it out of his system. For certain, Doctor Cloud was no fool. He would never, ever be defeated, because he had worked the urge out of his system. Doctor Cloud would never, ever get caught monologuing.